This guy has some pretty surreal art photography, each piece with its own meaning laden annotation...
Some of these are quite intriguing... See for yourself:
Discarded (Trees on the Left 2002)
I spoke to the tree on the left who told me to speak to the tree on the right. The tree on the right told me I should not be speaking to any tree from the left. Why not? "Look in those bushes!" replied the tree on the right, that's what happens when you speak to the trees from the left.
If you are inside dive under the nearest table or other piece of sturdy furniture. Try to get in a shadow.